Frivolous shit I’d actually own or give as gifts, if my bank account was overflowing. – Therein lies the fantasy…
CROCODILE SKIN UMBRELLA = Count it up my peeps.. FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!
I just like anything crocodile, except maybe the crocodile itself.. Something about those teeth n’ beady eyes and that hellacious tail..
NESMUK DIAMOND STUDDED KNIFE = Hold on to your asses.. $39,600 buck-a-roos! Totally worth it for me..
I actually would buy this, it’s beautiful and cool and.. “This pricey piece of cutlery consists of a carbon steel blade and a sterling silver handle adorned with 8 diamonds.”
But this.. THIS 24k gold gem among gems for a measly $325???
THIS, I would most definitely buy!
(You seriously didn’t see this coming?? Um, hello, this is me we’re talking about…)
“Why does this vibrator cost $325? Is it because this Little Gold toy is silent, or because it’s waterproof and long lasting? Or does it simply come down to the fact that it’s made of 24k gold? Either way, being rich is about indulging yourself and is there really a better way to do that than with a 24K Gold vibrator you can use in your giant indoor swimming pool?”
You can find all of the above, here, and many, many more frivolous items to help deplete your overflowing bank accounts.